1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:09,182 - Roll sound. - Sound speed. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:11,576 - Camera speed. - Mark. 5 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,669 - You good, Casey? - Yep. 6 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:21,456 - All right, frame? - And action. 7 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,741 I have had a dream. 8 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:54,097 Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh! 9 00:00:57,187 --> 00:01:00,495 The nights dream away the time. 10 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,765 Fie! 11 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:13,724 That we are awake? 12 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:16,945 The raging rocks! 13 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:20,428 The shivering shocks! 14 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,526 I have had a most rare vision. 15 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,712 I have had a dream. 16 00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:52,633 Man is but an ass if he go about to expoundthis dream. 17 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:55,592 Methought I was... 18 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,421 There is no man can tell what. 19 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:03,034 Methought Iwas. 20 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:05,950 But man is but a patched fool if he will offer to say 21 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:08,823 what methought I was. 22 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:13,349 The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, 23 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:15,351 man'’s hand is not able to taste, 24 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,788 his tongue to conceive nor his heart to report 25 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:20,096 what my dream was. 26 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:47,296 I will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of this dream. 27 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:50,039 And it shall be called... 28 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:07,203 Come now, what revels are in hand? 29 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:12,381 The Battle of the Centaurs. 30 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:16,037 The Battle of the Centaurs. We'’ll none of that. 31 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,257 The Riot of the Tipsy Bacchanals. 32 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,476 The Riot of the Tipsy Bacchanals. 33 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:23,392 That is not sorting with ceremony. 34 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,438 The Thrice Three Muses... 35 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:27,091 The Thrice Three Muses 36 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,876 mourning for the death of learning. 37 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:30,791 It'’s an old device. 38 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:34,708 Oh! Come, my Hippolyta. 39 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:38,102 I must employ you in some business against our nuptial 40 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:42,019 and confer with you... 41 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,283 Hippolyta, my love... 42 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:53,944 - Speak. - -Happy be Theseus, our renowned duke. 43 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:56,860 Thanks, good Egeus. What'’s the news with thee? 44 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:59,167 Full of vexation am I, with complaint 45 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:02,084 against my child, my daughter Hermia. 46 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,178 Hermia... 47 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,711 My lord? 48 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,630 Stir up the Athenian youth. 49 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:44,256 What say you, Egeus? 50 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:49,260 Stand forth, Demetrius. 51 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:53,569 My noble lord, this man hath my consent to marry my daughter. 52 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:57,094 Put money in thy purse! Put money in thy purse! 53 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,922 Three thousand ducats! Well. Uh-huh? 54 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:02,143 For three months. Well? For the witch, as I told you. 55 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:04,101 A stoup of wine, Maria?! 56 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:07,104 He'’s the best actor in the world either for tragedy, comedy, 57 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:09,063 history, pastoral, pastoral comical, 58 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:10,499 historical pastoral, 59 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,328 tragical comical historical pastoral! 60 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:15,896 Kill all the lawyers! 61 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,725 Stand forth, Lysander. 62 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,770 And this, my gracious duke, 63 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:24,905 this man hath bewitched the bosom of my child. 64 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:27,516 Can you give me the lean and hungry look? 65 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:30,476 Yeah, smile. Smile! 66 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:33,130 All right, who'’s my rogue? Who'’s my peasant? 67 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,871 Who'’s my slave? You are. 68 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:39,094 Don'’t saw the air so much with your hands! 69 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,835 And be a void. 70 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,403 Thou foul Lysander, with cunning hast thou 71 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,796 filched my daughter'’s heart and turned her obedience, 72 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:49,495 which is due to me, to stubborn harshness. 73 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,845 Be it so she will not here before your grace 74 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,934 consent to marry with Demetrius, 75 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:56,240 I beg the ancient privilege of Athens. 76 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,286 As she is mine, I may dispose of her, 77 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,593 which shall be either to this gentleman. 78 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:04,945 What say you, Hermia? 79 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:07,600 Demetrius is a worthy gentleman. 80 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,471 I do entreat your grace to pardon me. 81 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:12,648 For I know not by what power I am made bold. 82 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:15,129 But I beseech your grace that I may know 83 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:17,044 the worst that may befall me in this case 84 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:20,091 if I refuse to wed Demetrius. 85 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:27,271 Fair Hermia... 86 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,970 question your desires. 87 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:33,843 Know of your youth. Examine well your blood. 88 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:37,412 Relent, sweet Hermia, and, Lysander, 89 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:40,720 yield thy crazed title to my certain right. 90 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:43,026 You have her father'’s love, Demetrius. 91 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:44,158 Let me have Hermia'’s. 92 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:45,855 Do you marry him. 93 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:47,988 Scornful Lysander! 94 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,598 True, he hath my love, 95 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,687 And what is mine my love shall render him. 96 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:54,124 And she is mine, and all my right of her 97 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,475 I do estate unto Demetrius. 98 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,260 Hence! 99 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,527 I am, my lord, as well derived as he, 100 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:08,051 as well possessed, my love is more than his. 101 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,966 And which is more than all these boasts can be, 102 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:14,101 I am beloved of beauteous Hermia. 103 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:17,147 Look, Demetrius... I'’ll avouch it to his head... 104 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:19,150 Made love to Helena Maypole. 105 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:42,651 And she, sweet lady, dotes... Devoutly dotes... 106 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:48,483 Dotesin idolatry upon this spotted and inconstant man. 107 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:50,964 I must confess that I have heard so much, 108 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:54,358 and with Demetrius thought to have spoke thereof. 109 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:57,275 Demetrius, come, I have some private schooling for you. 110 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:05,326 - You don'’t care... - I docare about you! 111 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:06,980 And I don'’t want to hear about it! 112 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,374 I know him better. I know better for you. 113 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:47,761 O, hell. 114 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,706 "My... 115 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,664 good... 116 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,058 Lysander. 117 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,845 By his best arrow with the golden head, 118 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:32,108 the simplicity of Venus'’ doves, 119 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,938 by all the vows that men have ever..." 120 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,683 Sweet friend. 121 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,297 God speed, fair Helena! 122 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:54,000 Call you me fair? That fair again unsay. 123 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,698 Demetrius loves your fair. 124 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,266 O happy fair! 125 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:01,268 His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine. 126 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:03,400 None, but your beauty, would that fault were mine. 127 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,882 Take comfort, he no more shall see my face. 128 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:10,494 Lysander and myself shall fly this place. 129 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:13,802 Through Athens'’ gates have we devised to steal. 130 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,848 And thence from Athens turn away our eyes 131 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:19,156 to seek new friends, stranger companies. 132 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,162 Your eyes are lode-stars, 133 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:29,688 your tongue'’s sweet air more tunable 134 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,908 than lark to shepherd'’s ear. 135 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,736 Sickness is catching. 136 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,259 O, were favor so, 137 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:40,134 yours would I catch, fair Hermia, ere I go. 138 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:50,012 Were the world mine, Demetrius being bated, 139 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,711 the rest I'’d give to be to you translated... 140 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:57,019 Farewell, sweet playfellow. 141 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,326 Pray thou for us? 142 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:02,198 And good luck grant thee thy Demetrius. 143 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,288 Adieu! 144 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:17,780 How happy some o'’er other some can be. 145 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:25,266 Through Athens... I am thought as fair as she. 146 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,444 But what of that? 147 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,490 Demetrius thinks not so. 148 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:39,019 He will not know what all but he do know. 149 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,312 Things base and vile... 150 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:15,184 folding no quantity, 151 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:19,581 Love can transpose to form and dignity. 152 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:25,978 Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind. 153 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,284 And therefore, 154 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:32,723 is winged Cupid painted blind. 155 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:36,553 Nor hath Love'’s mind of any judgment taste. 156 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,947 Wings and no eyes... 157 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:42,864 figure unheedy haste. 158 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:47,216 And therefore Love is said to be a child 159 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:53,179 because in choice, he is so oft beguiled. 160 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:58,271 As waggish boys in game themselves forswear, 161 00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:03,059 so the boy Love is perjured everywhere. 162 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:20,554 For ere Demetrius looked on Hermia'’s eyne, 163 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,688 he hailed down oaths that he was only mine. 164 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:29,345 And when this hail some heat from Hermia felt, 165 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:33,568 so he dissolved, and showers of oaths did melt. 166 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:43,316 AFI, the Athens Film Institute. 167 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,753 All the world'’s a stage. 168 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:48,451 And all the men and women merely players. 169 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:51,106 At the Athens Film Institute, 170 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:55,415 our end is to hold the mirror up to nature. 171 00:14:55,416 --> 00:15:00,159 So come, strut and fret an hour upon our stage. 172 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,552 The Athens Film Institute. 173 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:05,687 Oh, this learning. What a thing it is. 174 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,171 How now? 175 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,830 Well met, sir! 176 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,095 My lady. 177 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,974 "2-B." 178 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:40,156 Uh, 2-B? 179 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,855 Not 2-B. 180 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,248 Ah. 181 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,164 That'’s next door. 182 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,957 Oh. 183 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,612 Masters! 184 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,049 Is all our company here? 185 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,399 You were best to call them generally, 186 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,011 one by one, according to the script, okay? 187 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:14,624 - Hi. - Here is a scroll of everyone'’s names. 188 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:19,325 First, good Peter Quince, say what the script treats on, 189 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:22,458 thenread the names of the actors. 190 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,199 Marry. 191 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,854 Our show is... 192 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:31,076 the most lamentable comedy and most cruel death 193 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,035 of Pyramus and Thisby. 194 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:38,431 - Ah. - Now, good Peter Quince... 195 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,041 call forth your actors 196 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,043 Answer as I call you. Nick Bottom. 197 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:45,438 Ready. Name what part I am for and proceed. 198 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:48,441 You, Nick Bottom, are set down for Pyramus. 199 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:53,141 What is Pyramus? A lover, or a tyrant? 200 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:57,711 A lover, that kills himself most gallant for love. 201 00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:01,584 I will ask for some tears in the true performing of it. 202 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:05,066 Ifl do it... 203 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:08,417 let the audience look to their eyes. 204 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,725 I will move storms. I will condole in some measure. 205 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,292 Okay, Francis Flute... 206 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,383 Yet my chief humor is for a tyrant. 207 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,777 The raging rocks... 208 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,779 and shivering shocks 209 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:26,783 shall break the locks of prison gates! 210 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:30,657 And Phibbus'’ car shall shine from far 211 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:35,009 and make and mar the foolish Fates. 212 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,967 Yay! 213 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,361 That'’s great. Francis Flute? 214 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,754 Here, Peter Quince. 215 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,235 Flute, you must take Thisby on you. 216 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,368 Oh, what is Thisby? A wandering knight? 217 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,327 The lady that Pyramus must love. 218 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,633 Let me play Thisby, too! 219 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:54,681 I will speak in a monstrous little voice. 220 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,639 Uh, Thisne... Thisne? 221 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,511 Ah, Pyramus, dear! 222 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:03,646 Thy Thisby dear and lady dear! 223 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,779 Huh? 224 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,564 No, no, you must play Pyramus. 225 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:12,177 - And, Flute, you Thisby. - Well, proceed. 226 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,136 - Snug? You must... - Snout. 227 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,922 Uh... you must play Pyramus'’ father. 228 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,837 - And Snout... - Snug. 229 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,057 Snug, you, the lion'’s part. 230 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,190 Have you the lion'’s part written? 231 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,366 Are you, if it be, give it me? 232 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:31,196 For he is slow of study. 233 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,154 Let me play the lion, too. 234 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,418 I will roar, that I will do any man'’s heart good to hear me. 235 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,420 I will roar that I will make them say, 236 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,510 "Let him roar again! Let him roar again!" 237 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,123 You can play no part but Pyramus! 238 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,740 Shall break the locks of prison gates! 239 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:58,484 Pyramus is a sweet man... 240 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:02,183 a proper man as one shall see in a summer'’s day, 241 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,620 a most... 242 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:08,450 gentleman-like man. 243 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,846 Therefore you must needs play Pyramus. 244 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,719 Well... 245 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,287 I will undertake it then. 246 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,637 Okay, wrap it up. 247 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:24,205 Masters, here are your parts. 248 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:28,514 And I am to request you to con them by tonight 249 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:32,082 and go with me to the woods a mile without the town. 250 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,954 By moonlight, there will we rehearse... 251 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:37,305 We may rehearse most obscenely. 252 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:40,265 And courageously. 253 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,964 Take pains. Be perfect. 254 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:47,750 Adieu. Ow. 255 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,231 Adieu. 256 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,289 H-Pup? 257 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:16,475 I'’ll tell Demetrius of fair Hermia'’s flight. 258 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,999 Then after her will he this night pursue her. 259 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,656 And for this intelligence if I have thanks... 260 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,008 it is a dear expense. 261 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:40,977 Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour draws on apace. 262 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:44,372 But O, methinks how slow this old moon wanes. 263 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,114 She lingers my desire. 264 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,293 The days... 265 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:55,905 quickly steep themselves in night. 266 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,907 The nights... 267 00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,997 dream away the time. 268 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,045 And then the moon... 269 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:06,917 like to a silver bow... 270 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:12,966 new bent in heaven, 271 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,796 shall behold the night of our solemnities. 272 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:21,670 Hippolyta... 273 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,324 I wooed thee with my sword, 274 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:26,109 but I will wed thee in a different key, 275 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:30,419 with pomp, with triumph, and with revelry. 276 00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:47,741 The course of true love never did run smooth. 277 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,009 Either it was different in blood... 278 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:58,881 Or else it stood upon the choice of friends... 279 00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:02,581 Or, if there were a sympathy in choice, 280 00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:06,629 war, death, sickness did lay siege to it... 281 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:12,068 Making it momentary as a sound, 282 00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:14,810 swift as a shadow, 283 00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:19,685 short as any dream. 284 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:22,776 Brief as the lightning in the collied night. 285 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,389 That, in a spleen, 286 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:31,219 unfolds between heaven and Earth. 287 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,743 And ere a man hath power 288 00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:36,484 to say, "Behold." 289 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:39,705 The jaws of darkness do devour it up. 290 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,536 So quick bright things come to confusion. 291 00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:16,046 Whoo! 292 00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:48,731 How now, spirit? 293 00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:02,352 Either I mistake your shape and making quite, 294 00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:05,747 or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite 295 00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:07,749 called Robin Goodfellow. 296 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:10,317 - Are not you he? - Thou speaks to right. 297 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:13,887 I am that merry wanderer of the night. 298 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:18,064 You have witchcraft in your lips. 299 00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:19,674 You have witchcraft in your lips. 300 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:21,807 You have witchcraft in your lips. 301 00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:24,550 Therefore farewell, thou lob of spirits. 302 00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:30,337 Spirit, whither wander you? 303 00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:33,645 Over hill, over dale, thorough brush, thorough briar. 304 00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:37,387 Over park, over pale, thorough flood, thorough fire. 305 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:40,826 Spirit? Spirit? 306 00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:43,698 I do wander everywhere swifter than the moon'’s sphere. 307 00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:48,574 And I serve the fairy queen to dew her orbs upon the green. 308 00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,666 Spirit! Spirit! 309 00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:11,857 The king doth keep his revels here tonight. 310 00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:14,642 Take heed the queen come not within his sight 311 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:18,821 for Oberon is passing fell and wrath. 312 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:27,830 But room fairy, here comes Oberon. 313 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,938 Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania. 314 00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:53,594 What, jealous Oberon? Fairies, skip hence. 315 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,989 I have forsworn his bed and company. 316 00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,687 Tarry. 317 00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:09,218 Tarry... rash... 318 00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:11,394 Wanton. Am not I thy lord? 319 00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:15,050 Then I must be thy lady. Why art thou here? 320 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:18,227 But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon, 321 00:26:18,228 --> 00:26:22,928 your buskined mistress and your warrior love 322 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:25,060 to Theseus must be wedded. 323 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,715 How can'’st thou thus for shame Titania 324 00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:30,283 glance at my credit with Hippolyta 325 00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:33,766 knowing I know thy love to Theseus? 326 00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:39,771 These are the forgeries of jealousy. 327 00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:41,903 And never since the middle summer spring, 328 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:46,038 met we on hill, in dale, in forest, or mead. 329 00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:50,520 But with thy brawls, thou hast disturbed our sport. 330 00:26:50,521 --> 00:26:54,960 Therefore the winds, piping to us in vain, 331 00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:58,572 as in revenge, have sucked up from the sea 332 00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:01,749 contagious fogs, which falling in the land 333 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:04,273 have every pelting river made so proud 334 00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:06,841 that they have overborne their continents. 335 00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:10,845 The ox hath therefore stretched his yoke in vain, 336 00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:14,109 the plowman lost his sweat, and the green corn 337 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:16,634 rotted ere his youth attained a beard. 338 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:20,899 Therefore the moon, the governess of floods, 339 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:24,337 pale in her anger, washes all the air 340 00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:27,470 that rheumatic diseases do abound 341 00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:31,387 and thorough this distemperature we see the seasons alter. 342 00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:34,390 The spring, the summer, the childing autumn, 343 00:27:34,391 --> 00:27:37,742 angry winter change their wonted liveries, 344 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:40,396 and the mazed world, by their increase, 345 00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:42,269 knows not which is which. 346 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:46,533 And this same progeny of evils 347 00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:49,928 comes from our debate, from our dissension. 348 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:53,453 We are their parents and original. 349 00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:56,282 Do you amend it then? 350 00:27:56,283 --> 00:27:57,718 It lies in you. 351 00:27:57,719 --> 00:28:00,808 Why should Titania cross her Oberon? 352 00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:05,813 Fairies, be gone, and be always away. 353 00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:08,817 I shall chide downright if we longer stay. 354 00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:15,170 Well, go thy way. 355 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:18,174 Thou shalt not from this grove... 356 00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:23,049 till I torment thee for this injury. 357 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:33,406 My gentle Puck, thou rememb'’rest since once 358 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:35,756 I sat upon a promontory and heard a mermaid 359 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:39,281 on a dolphin'’s back uttering such dulcet 360 00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:41,283 and harmonious breath that the rude sea 361 00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,546 grew civil at her song 362 00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:46,767 and certain stars shot madly from there spheres 363 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,595 to hear the sea maid'’s music? 364 00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:51,337 I remember. 365 00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:52,860 That very time, 366 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:55,167 I saw... but thou couldst not... 367 00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:58,910 Cupid all armed. 368 00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:00,695 A certain aim he took... 369 00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:05,133 and loosed his love shaft smartly from his bow 370 00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:07,571 as it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts. 371 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:14,752 Yet marked I where the bolt of Cupid fell. 372 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,494 It fell upon a little western flower, 373 00:29:18,495 --> 00:29:22,064 before milk white, now crimson with love'’s wound. 374 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,981 Fetch me this flower. 375 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:29,027 The juice of it on sleeping eyelids laid 376 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:32,465 will make or man or woman madly dote 377 00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:35,424 upon the next live creature it sees. 378 00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:39,777 Fetch me this herb and be back again 379 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,041 ere the leviathan can swim a league. 380 00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:01,364 So quick bright things come to confusion. 381 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:08,022 Alone in night and silence. 382 00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,677 Alone? 383 00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:18,728 Alone shines with a good grace. 384 00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:22,995 Nor doth this wood lack worlds of company... 385 00:30:26,259 --> 00:30:29,000 the clamorous owl that hoots 386 00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:31,698 and wonders at our quaint spirits? 387 00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:35,006 How then can it be said that you are alone 388 00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:38,837 when all the world is here to look on you? 389 00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:41,665 Uh... 390 00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:46,627 Hermia? 391 00:30:57,246 --> 00:31:00,379 I love thee not, therefore pursue me not! 392 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:03,556 You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant. 393 00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:08,257 But yet you draw not iron for my heart is true as steel... 394 00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:14,220 D... Demet... Demetrius? 395 00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:35,893 I am your spaniel, Demetrius. 396 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:39,418 Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, 397 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:42,812 strike me, neglect me, lose me! 398 00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:45,206 Only give me leave, unworthy as I am, to follow you... 399 00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:49,820 Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more! 400 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:54,346 Fie! 401 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:56,914 Demetrius! 402 00:31:56,915 --> 00:32:01,048 Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex. 403 00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:04,791 We cannot fight for love, as men may do! 404 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:08,927 We should be wooed, and we'’re not made to woo! 405 00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:25,290 I'’ll follow thee! 406 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:27,336 And make a heaven of hell! 407 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:34,039 To die upon the hand I love so well! 408 00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:39,130 Demetrius! 409 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,784 Demetrius! 410 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:47,529 Fair love? 411 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,792 You faint from wandering in the wood. 412 00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:54,754 And to speak troth... we have lost our way. 413 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:58,192 Let'’s rest us Hermia, if you think it good, 414 00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:01,761 and tarry for the comfort of the day. 415 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:03,676 Be it so, Lysander. 416 00:33:03,677 --> 00:33:06,809 Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, 417 00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:09,987 for I am sick when I do look on thee. 418 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,729 And I am sick when I look not on you. 419 00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:16,167 You do impeach your modesty too much 420 00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:18,082 to leave the city and commit yourself 421 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:20,519 into the hands of one that loves you not. 422 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,564 Your virtue is my privilege. 423 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:24,349 I will not stay thy questions. 424 00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,960 Let me go, or if thou follow me, 425 00:33:26,961 --> 00:33:30,790 do not believe but I shall do thee mischief in the wood. 426 00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:33,271 Aye. 427 00:33:33,272 --> 00:33:36,361 In the temple... 428 00:33:36,362 --> 00:33:39,886 in the town, the field, you do me mischief! 429 00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:42,584 Don'’t fight, Demetrius! 430 00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:45,979 Fare thee well, nymph, ere he do leave this grove, 431 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:50,158 thou shalt fly him, and he shall seek thy love. 432 00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:07,870 Nay, good Lysander, 433 00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:11,396 for my sake, my dear, lie further off. 434 00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:15,269 Do not lie so near. 435 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:19,447 Take the sense sweet of my innocence. 436 00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:23,147 Stay! Though thou kill me, sweet Demetrius. 437 00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:26,715 I charge thee, hence, and do not haunt me thus! 438 00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:28,195 Demetrius... 439 00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:31,634 Do I entice you?! Do I speak you fair?! 440 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:38,379 I mean that my heart unto yours is knit, 441 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:42,122 so that but one heart you can make of it. 442 00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:44,733 Then by your side no bedroom me deny, 443 00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:50,783 for lying so, Hermia, I do not lie. 444 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:54,439 Or rather do I not in plainest truth tell you 445 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:59,444 I do not nor I cannot love you?! 446 00:34:59,445 --> 00:35:02,012 And even for that do I love you the more. 447 00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:10,237 Lysander... riddles... 448 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:11,979 very prettily. 449 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:19,682 O, wilt thou darkling leave me? Do not so. 450 00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:32,434 Amen, amen to that fair prayer say I! 451 00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:38,136 Stay, on thy peril. 452 00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:42,444 I alone will go. 453 00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:56,937 I am out of breath in this fond chase. 454 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:01,898 The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace. 455 00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:17,913 Fare ye well. 456 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:20,786 '’Tis partly my own fault, 457 00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:25,747 which death or absence... 458 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:27,402 soon shall remedy. 459 00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:35,410 To Athens will I bear my folly back. 460 00:36:38,326 --> 00:36:41,721 And follow you no further. 461 00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:48,205 Back to Athens. 462 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,729 Siri not available. 463 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,441 Good night, sweet friend. 464 00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:09,009 Oh... 465 00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:17,931 Thy love ne'’er alter till thy sweet life end? 466 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:18,382 Welcome wanderer, hast thou the flower there? 467 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:20,384 Aye, there it is. 468 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:22,604 I pray thee, give it me. 469 00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:28,349 Come now, a roundel and a fairy song. 470 00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:05,532 And with the juice of this, I'’ll streak her eyes. 471 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:08,709 Take thou some of it. 472 00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:12,974 A sweet Athenian lady is in love with a disdainful youth. 473 00:40:12,975 --> 00:40:15,020 Anoint his eyes, 474 00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:18,067 but do it when the next thing he espies may be the lady. 475 00:40:22,811 --> 00:40:24,769 - Thou shalt know the man! - Yeah. 476 00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:26,771 By the Athenian garments he hath on! 477 00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,338 Yeah, got it. 478 00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:17,778 What thou seest when thou dost wake... 479 00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:20,608 love and languish for its sake. 480 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:25,830 Be it ounce or cat or bear... 481 00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:29,398 pard or boar with bristled hair... 482 00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:32,880 in thy eye what shall appear... 483 00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:36,406 when thou wakest, it is thy dear. 484 00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:44,110 Wake when some foul thing is near. 485 00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:06,392 Who is here? Weeds of Athens he doth wear. 486 00:42:06,393 --> 00:42:09,831 This is he my master said despised the Athenian maid. 487 00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:15,444 When thou wakest, 488 00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:20,233 let love forbid sleep his seat on thy eyelid. 489 00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,148 So... oh! 490 00:42:23,149 --> 00:42:24,976 Back to Athens! 491 00:42:24,977 --> 00:42:27,545 Awake when I am gone, for I must now to Oberon! 492 00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:33,811 Happy is Hermia... 493 00:42:33,812 --> 00:42:36,378 wheresoe'’er she lies. 494 00:42:36,379 --> 00:42:41,514 For she hath blessed and attractive eyes. 495 00:42:41,515 --> 00:42:44,473 How came her eyes so bright? 496 00:42:44,474 --> 00:42:47,302 Not with salt tears, for if so, 497 00:42:47,303 --> 00:42:50,916 yours are oftener washed than hers. 498 00:42:54,397 --> 00:42:56,964 I am as ugly as a bear! 499 00:42:56,965 --> 00:43:00,446 Okay, here'’s what I found on the web for grizzly bear. 500 00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:03,929 Oh! Spite! 501 00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:18,899 Who is here? Lysander? 502 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:21,554 On the ground? Lysander? 503 00:43:21,555 --> 00:43:23,688 If you live, good sir, awake. 504 00:43:26,691 --> 00:43:30,085 And run through fire will I for thy sweet sake. 505 00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:35,438 Transparent Helena! 506 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:38,310 Nature here shows art 507 00:43:38,311 --> 00:43:40,617 that through thy bosom makes me see thy heart. 508 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:45,317 - Do not say so, Lysander. - Say not so. 509 00:43:45,318 --> 00:43:48,537 What though you love your Hermia, lord, what though? 510 00:43:48,538 --> 00:43:51,540 Yet Hermia still loves you, then be content. 511 00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:53,891 Content with Hermia? No, I do repent 512 00:43:53,892 --> 00:43:56,458 the tedious minutes I with her have spent. 513 00:43:56,459 --> 00:43:59,505 Not Hermia but Helena I love. 514 00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:02,770 Who will not change a raven for a dove? 515 00:44:06,905 --> 00:44:09,733 Is it not enough? 516 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:13,824 Is it not enough, young man, that I did never, no, 517 00:44:13,825 --> 00:44:17,001 nor never can, deserve a sweet look from Demetrius'’ eye, 518 00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:20,614 but you must flout my insufficiency?! 519 00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:27,751 Fare you well. 520 00:44:27,752 --> 00:44:31,145 Perforce I must confess, I... 521 00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:35,977 thought you lord of more true gentleness. 522 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:43,375 She sees not Hermia. Hermia, sleep thou there. 523 00:44:43,376 --> 00:44:46,117 And never mayst thou come Lysander near. 524 00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,510 And all my powers address your love and might 525 00:44:48,511 --> 00:44:51,340 To honor Helen and to be her knight! 526 00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:17,975 Pyramus, you begin. 527 00:45:17,976 --> 00:45:20,325 When you have spoken your speech, 528 00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:22,153 enter into that brake, 529 00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:27,593 and so... everyone according to their cue. 530 00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:30,117 And focus on. 531 00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:32,554 Can you step back a little? 532 00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:35,515 One step. Perfect. 533 00:45:39,649 --> 00:45:42,216 What hempen homespuns have we here? 534 00:45:42,217 --> 00:45:45,743 Pyramus and Thisby, take two. 535 00:45:48,223 --> 00:45:49,702 And... 536 00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:51,270 - This... - Action. 537 00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:55,099 Action. 538 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:56,187 Thisby! 539 00:45:56,188 --> 00:45:58,972 The flowers of odious... 540 00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:00,626 - Odors. - Odors? 541 00:46:00,627 --> 00:46:02,410 - Odors. - Odors?! 542 00:46:02,411 --> 00:46:04,500 Yeah. 543 00:46:06,241 --> 00:46:08,547 Odors. 544 00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:11,550 The flowers of odors savors sweet. 545 00:46:11,551 --> 00:46:15,859 So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisby dear. 546 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:18,731 A stranger Pyramus than e'’er played here. 547 00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:21,908 - Kiss? - No kiss. 548 00:46:21,909 --> 00:46:24,128 But hark, a voice! 549 00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:26,826 Stay thou but here awhile, and by and by, 550 00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:29,743 I will to thee appear. Eh? 551 00:46:34,922 --> 00:46:36,706 Okay. 552 00:46:43,365 --> 00:46:48,021 Most radiant Pyramus, most lily-white of hue, 553 00:46:48,022 --> 00:46:50,589 I'’ll meet thee Pyramus, at Ninny'’s tomb. 554 00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:55,420 Ninus'’ tomb, and why are you... 555 00:46:55,421 --> 00:46:57,901 you must... No, you not speak that now. 556 00:46:57,902 --> 00:47:00,077 - That you answer to Pyramus. - Oh. 557 00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:01,687 Go again. 558 00:47:01,688 --> 00:47:04,995 I'’ll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny'’s tomb! 559 00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:07,475 - Ninus! - Sorry. Sorry. 560 00:47:07,476 --> 00:47:10,348 Wait, am I supposed to go that way... sorry. 561 00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:12,916 The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue, 562 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:15,570 the tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips. 563 00:47:15,571 --> 00:47:17,137 Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. 564 00:47:17,138 --> 00:47:20,140 Red leather. 565 00:47:20,141 --> 00:47:21,882 Autumn. 566 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,669 Oh... 567 00:47:42,468 --> 00:47:43,860 Pyramus! Enter! 568 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:47,037 Your cue is past! It is, "never tire!" 569 00:47:47,038 --> 00:47:50,997 Jeez. Again. 570 00:47:50,998 --> 00:47:56,003 As true as truest horse, that yet would never tire. 571 00:47:58,614 --> 00:48:00,311 I think that'’s him. 572 00:48:00,312 --> 00:48:05,839 If I were fair Thisby, I were only thine. 573 00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:20,287 O, Bottom, thou are changed! What do I see in thee?! 574 00:48:20,288 --> 00:48:21,810 What doyou see? 575 00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:23,988 You see an ass head of your own, do you? 576 00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:29,645 O, sirs! Thy... 577 00:48:46,619 --> 00:48:47,925 Bottom? 578 00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:55,584 Thou art translated! 579 00:48:58,674 --> 00:49:00,459 Why do they run away? 580 00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:08,248 Help me, Lysander. 581 00:49:08,249 --> 00:49:09,947 Help me. 582 00:49:11,557 --> 00:49:14,689 Do thy best to pluck this crawling serpent 583 00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:16,736 from my breast! 584 00:49:20,087 --> 00:49:23,960 Ay me, for pity! 585 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,527 What a dream was here. 586 00:49:27,138 --> 00:49:29,792 Lysander, look how I do quake with fear. 587 00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:35,233 Lysander? 588 00:49:36,495 --> 00:49:38,801 Lysander? 589 00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:42,108 Lord! 590 00:49:42,109 --> 00:49:44,677 Alack, where are you? Speak! 591 00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:49,073 No. 592 00:49:50,857 --> 00:49:53,250 Then I well perceive you are not nigh. 593 00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:57,297 Either you or death I will find immediately! 594 00:49:57,298 --> 00:50:00,475 Oh! I see their knavery. 595 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:04,522 They wish to make an ass of me, 596 00:50:04,523 --> 00:50:06,828 to fright me if they could! 597 00:50:06,829 --> 00:50:09,353 Well, I will not stir from this place. 598 00:50:09,354 --> 00:50:11,790 I will walk up and down, and I will sing, 599 00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:15,272 and they shall hear that I am not afraid! 600 00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:16,752 A-one, two, three! 601 00:50:28,677 --> 00:50:33,290 What angel wakes me from my slumberous bed? 602 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:34,770 Gates? 603 00:50:36,511 --> 00:50:37,730 Huh? 604 00:50:43,170 --> 00:50:45,563 I pray thee, gentle mortal 605 00:50:45,564 --> 00:50:50,220 sing again for mine ear is much enamored of thy note. 606 00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:54,615 So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape, 607 00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:59,098 and thy fair virtue'’s force perforce doth move me 608 00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:02,971 on the first view to say... 609 00:51:02,972 --> 00:51:06,150 to swear... I love thee. 610 00:51:09,022 --> 00:51:10,544 Methinks, mistress, 611 00:51:10,545 --> 00:51:13,417 you should have little reason for that. 612 00:51:13,418 --> 00:51:15,288 And yet, to say truth, 613 00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:18,335 reason and love keep little company together nowadays. 614 00:51:18,336 --> 00:51:21,164 Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful. 615 00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:22,861 Nay! 616 00:51:22,862 --> 00:51:26,778 But if I had wit enough to get out of this den, 617 00:51:26,779 --> 00:51:29,737 I'’d have enough to serve mine own. 618 00:51:29,738 --> 00:51:31,218 Peace. 619 00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:35,917 Out of this den do not desire to go. 620 00:51:35,918 --> 00:51:40,096 Thou shalt remain here, whether thou wilt or no. 621 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:43,621 I am a spirit of no common rate, 622 00:51:43,622 --> 00:51:47,581 and I shall purge thy mortal grossness so, 623 00:51:47,582 --> 00:51:50,976 that thou shalt like an airy spirit. 624 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,413 Go. 625 00:51:58,027 --> 00:52:00,943 Huzzah. 626 00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:08,429 Huzzah! 627 00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:14,652 Sweet... sweet... 628 00:52:14,653 --> 00:52:17,568 Oh, sweet mulberries! 629 00:52:17,569 --> 00:52:20,266 Oh... oh! 630 00:52:20,267 --> 00:52:23,574 I wonder if Titania be awake. 631 00:52:23,575 --> 00:52:26,838 Ah, here comes my messenger. 632 00:52:26,839 --> 00:52:28,493 How now, mad spirit? 633 00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:35,587 My mistress with a monster is in love. 634 00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:43,376 This falls out better than I could devise. 635 00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:46,205 But hast thou yet latched the Athenian'’s eyes 636 00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:47,728 with the love juice as I bid thee do? 637 00:52:47,729 --> 00:52:50,383 I took him sleeping. That is finished, too. 638 00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:54,387 O, why rebuke you him that loves you so? 639 00:52:54,388 --> 00:52:57,173 Lay breath so bitter on your bitter foe? 640 00:52:57,174 --> 00:53:00,132 Stand close. This is the same Athenian. 641 00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:05,181 Uh... This is the woman, but not this the man. 642 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:09,576 What'’s this to my Lysander? Where is he? 643 00:53:09,577 --> 00:53:12,623 Good Demetrius, wilt thou give him me? 644 00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:15,843 I had rather give his carcass to my hounds. 645 00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:17,280 Out, dog. 646 00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:19,325 Out, cur! 647 00:53:19,326 --> 00:53:21,936 Thou drivest me past the bounds of maiden'’s patience! 648 00:53:21,937 --> 00:53:24,939 You spend your passion on a misprised mood! 649 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:27,725 I am not guilty of Lysander'’s blood, 650 00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:31,032 nor is he dead, for aught that I can tell. 651 00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:34,688 I pray thee, tell me then that he is well. 652 00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:37,952 And if I could, what should I get therefore? 653 00:53:37,953 --> 00:53:42,566 A privilege never to see me more. 654 00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:47,440 There is no following her in this fierce vein. 655 00:53:47,441 --> 00:53:50,487 Here therefore for a while... 656 00:53:50,488 --> 00:53:54,447 I will remain. 657 00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:56,275 What hast thou done? 658 00:53:56,276 --> 00:53:58,799 Thou has mistaken quite and laid the love juice 659 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,932 on some true love'’s sight! 660 00:54:00,933 --> 00:54:03,282 About the wood go swifter than the wind! 661 00:54:03,283 --> 00:54:06,329 Helena of Athens look thou find. 662 00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:08,462 By some illusion see thou bring her here! 663 00:54:10,943 --> 00:54:13,380 I'’ll charm his eyes against she do appear. 664 00:54:17,384 --> 00:54:19,430 Flower of this crimson dye... 665 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:23,260 hit by Cupid'’s archery... 666 00:54:25,784 --> 00:54:29,527 sink in apple of his eye. 667 00:54:40,668 --> 00:54:42,495 Hail mortal. 668 00:54:42,496 --> 00:54:45,150 Captain of our fairy band, 669 00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:49,372 Helena is here at hand, and the youth, mistook by me 670 00:54:49,373 --> 00:54:51,199 pleading for a lover'’s fee. 671 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,115 Shall we their fond pageant see? 672 00:54:54,116 --> 00:54:58,468 Lord, what fools these mortals be! 673 00:54:58,469 --> 00:55:00,471 - Fie! - What a dream was here? 674 00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:38,334 Nooo! 675 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:40,597 Weigh oath with oath and you will nothing weigh! 676 00:55:40,598 --> 00:55:43,077 I had no judgment when to her I swore. 677 00:55:43,078 --> 00:55:45,906 Nor none in my mind. Now you give her o'’er. 678 00:55:45,907 --> 00:55:49,475 D-Demetrius loves her, and he loves not you! 679 00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:50,999 Ow! 680 00:55:53,828 --> 00:55:58,571 O, Helen... goddess... 681 00:55:58,572 --> 00:56:01,182 nymph... 682 00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,794 perfect... 683 00:56:03,795 --> 00:56:05,013 divine. 684 00:56:16,634 --> 00:56:19,157 O, spite. 685 00:56:19,158 --> 00:56:21,202 O, hell! 686 00:56:21,203 --> 00:56:24,205 I see you both are bent to set against me for your merriment. 687 00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:27,252 Can you not hate me, as I know you do, 688 00:56:27,253 --> 00:56:30,822 but you must join in souls to mock me, too? 689 00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:38,219 You are unkind, Demetrius. Be not so. 690 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:40,613 For you love Hermia. This you know I know. 691 00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:43,137 Lysander, keep thy Hermia. I will none. 692 00:56:43,138 --> 00:56:46,489 If e'’er I loved her, all that love is gone. 693 00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:48,099 Helen, it is not so. 694 00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:49,970 Disparage not the faith thou dost not know. 695 00:56:49,971 --> 00:56:51,885 Lysander! 696 00:56:51,886 --> 00:56:54,801 Look, where thy love comes. 697 00:56:54,802 --> 00:56:57,108 Yonder is thy dear. 698 00:56:57,109 --> 00:57:01,112 Mine ear, I thank it. Brought me to thy sound. 699 00:57:01,113 --> 00:57:03,680 But why unkindly didst thou leave me so? 700 00:57:03,681 --> 00:57:06,247 Why should he stay, whom love doth press to go? 701 00:57:06,248 --> 00:57:09,294 What love could press Lysander from myside? 702 00:57:09,295 --> 00:57:11,644 Lysander'’s love that would not let him bide. 703 00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:13,211 Why seek'’st thou me? 704 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:17,476 You speak not as you think. It cannot be. 705 00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:19,739 Lo... 706 00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:21,786 she is one of this confederacy! 707 00:57:32,405 --> 00:57:37,801 Now I perceive you have conjoined all three 708 00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:41,544 to fashion this false sport in spite of me. 709 00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:43,720 I am amazed at your passionate words. 710 00:57:43,721 --> 00:57:44,939 I scorn you not. 711 00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:49,726 Have you not set Lysander, as in scorn, 712 00:57:49,727 --> 00:57:52,555 to follow me and praise my eyes and face? 713 00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:54,774 And made your other love, Demetrius, who even but now 714 00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:59,562 did spurn me with his foot, to call me... 715 00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:01,346 -goddess, -Yeah. 716 00:58:01,347 --> 00:58:03,870 Nymph? 717 00:58:03,871 --> 00:58:05,960 Divine and rare? 718 00:58:07,701 --> 00:58:10,007 Precious? 719 00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:11,791 Celestial? 720 00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:14,315 Helen, I love thee. By my life, I do. 721 00:58:14,316 --> 00:58:16,448 Helen, I say I love thee more than he can do. 722 00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:18,668 If thou say so, withdraw, and prove it, too. 723 00:58:18,669 --> 00:58:20,365 O, excellent! 724 00:58:20,366 --> 00:58:23,150 Lysander? Whereto tends all this? 725 00:58:23,151 --> 00:58:25,544 Hang off, thou cat, thou burr. Vile thing, let loose. 726 00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:27,198 Or I will shake thee from me like a serpent! 727 00:58:27,199 --> 00:58:28,460 Why are you grown so rude? 728 00:58:28,461 --> 00:58:30,680 Out, tawny Tartar, out! 729 00:58:30,681 --> 00:58:33,945 Out, loathed medicine, O, hated potion, hence! 730 00:58:42,431 --> 00:58:45,260 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 731 00:58:47,349 --> 00:58:49,220 O, the gods forbid. 732 00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:53,441 In earnest then, shall I say? 733 00:58:53,442 --> 00:58:55,400 Ay, by my life! 734 00:58:55,401 --> 00:58:58,185 And never did desire to see thee more. 735 00:58:58,186 --> 00:59:00,187 Therefore be out of hope, of question, of doubt, 736 00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:02,189 be certain, nothing truer, '’tis no jest 737 00:59:02,190 --> 00:59:04,452 that I do hate thee... Hate thee... 738 00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:08,022 I do hate thee and love Helena. 739 00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:14,506 O, me. 740 00:59:14,507 --> 00:59:15,681 You... 741 00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:17,640 juggler! 742 00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:21,992 You canker-blossom! You thief of love! 743 00:59:21,993 --> 00:59:24,429 What, have you come by night 744 00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:26,562 and stolen my love'’s heart from him? 745 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:30,174 Fie... fie. 746 00:59:30,175 --> 00:59:32,655 You counterfeit. 747 00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:35,266 You puppet. 748 00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:36,963 Puppet. Puppet! 749 00:59:36,964 --> 00:59:39,531 What, because, uh, I am so dwarfish? 750 00:59:39,532 --> 00:59:42,229 And so low?! 751 00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:46,277 How low am I, thou painted maypole? 752 00:59:46,278 --> 00:59:47,931 Speak! How low am I? 753 00:59:47,932 --> 00:59:50,020 I am not yet so low but that my nails 754 00:59:50,021 --> 00:59:52,849 cannot reach unto thine eyes! 755 00:59:52,850 --> 00:59:56,461 I pray you, though you mock me, gentlemen, let her not hurt me. 756 00:59:56,462 --> 00:59:59,333 Be not afraid, she shall not harm thee, Helena! 757 00:59:59,334 --> 01:00:01,248 No, she shall not! 758 01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:04,774 O, when she'’s angry, she is keen and shrewd! 759 01:00:04,775 --> 01:00:07,733 And though she be but little, she is fierce. 760 01:00:07,734 --> 01:00:10,257 "Little"? Again? Nothing but "low" and "little"? 761 01:00:10,258 --> 01:00:13,217 Get you gone, you dwarf! 762 01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:16,350 You minimus! You bead! 763 01:00:16,351 --> 01:00:19,440 You acorn! 764 01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:22,269 Now follow, if thou darest, to try whose right, 765 01:00:22,270 --> 01:00:24,881 of thine or mine, is most in Helena. 766 01:00:24,882 --> 01:00:29,015 Follow? Nay, I'’ll go with thee, cheek by jowl! 767 01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:31,802 This is thy negligence. 768 01:00:33,325 --> 01:00:36,327 Believe me, king of shadows, I mistook. 769 01:00:36,328 --> 01:00:38,372 Did not you tell me I should know the man 770 01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:39,765 by the Athenian garments he had on? 771 01:00:39,766 --> 01:00:42,769 - Do you amend it then? - Eh... 772 01:00:48,209 --> 01:00:52,038 Gentle Puck, crush this herb 773 01:00:52,039 --> 01:00:55,085 into Lysander'’s eye, whose liquor hath 774 01:00:55,086 --> 01:00:57,522 this virtuous property to take from thence 775 01:00:57,523 --> 01:00:59,655 all error with his might 776 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:02,745 and make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight. 777 01:01:02,746 --> 01:01:05,662 Hmm, my fairy lord, this must be done with haste. 778 01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:08,794 For night'’s swift dragons 779 01:01:08,795 --> 01:01:12,146 cut the clouds full fast. 780 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,280 See'’st thou? 781 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,066 These lovers seek a place to fight. 782 01:01:22,461 --> 01:01:25,682 Hie, therefore, Robin, overcast the night. 783 01:01:35,735 --> 01:01:38,215 Starry welkin cover thou anon 784 01:01:38,216 --> 01:01:41,045 with drooping fog as dark as Acheron. 785 01:01:50,402 --> 01:01:53,273 And to Demetrius sometime frame thy tongue. 786 01:01:53,274 --> 01:01:55,711 Whereart thou, proud Demetrius?! 787 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:57,843 Here villain, drawn and ready! 788 01:01:57,844 --> 01:02:00,541 Then stir Lysander up with bitter wrong 789 01:02:00,542 --> 01:02:03,196 and sometimes rail thou like Lysander. 790 01:02:03,197 --> 01:02:04,981 Lysander! 791 01:02:04,982 --> 01:02:08,767 Thou runaway! Thou coward! 792 01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,682 Art thou fled?! 793 01:02:10,683 --> 01:02:15,600 Come recreant, come thou child, I'’ll whip thee with a rod! 794 01:02:15,601 --> 01:02:19,386 And from each other, look thou lead them thus. 795 01:02:19,387 --> 01:02:22,346 The villain is much lighter heeled than I. 796 01:02:22,347 --> 01:02:25,567 I followed fast, but faster he did fly. 797 01:02:27,961 --> 01:02:30,441 That fallen am I in dark uneven way. 798 01:02:30,442 --> 01:02:32,748 And here will rest me. 799 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:34,793 Come, thou gentle day! 800 01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:37,578 Till o'’er their brows death counterfeiting sleep 801 01:02:37,579 --> 01:02:40,190 with leaden legs and batty wings doth creep. 802 01:02:40,191 --> 01:02:43,889 Faintness constraineth me to measure out my length 803 01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:46,152 on this cold bed. 804 01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:49,634 By day'’s approach, look to be visited. 805 01:02:49,635 --> 01:02:51,897 When next they wake, 806 01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:55,596 all this derision shall seem a dream and fruitless vision. 807 01:02:55,597 --> 01:02:57,598 O, weary night... 808 01:02:57,599 --> 01:03:01,646 O, long and tedious night, abate thy hours. 809 01:03:01,647 --> 01:03:03,561 And sleep... 810 01:03:03,562 --> 01:03:07,870 that sometimes shuts up sorrow'’s eye... 811 01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:09,394 steal me away. 812 01:03:11,918 --> 01:03:14,267 From mine own company. 813 01:03:14,268 --> 01:03:17,053 And back to Athens shall the lovers wend, 814 01:03:17,054 --> 01:03:20,230 with league whose dates till death shall never end. 815 01:03:20,231 --> 01:03:23,015 Never so weary. 816 01:03:23,016 --> 01:03:24,975 Never so in woe. 817 01:03:27,368 --> 01:03:30,762 I can no further crawl... 818 01:03:30,763 --> 01:03:34,506 no... further... go. 819 01:03:41,643 --> 01:03:44,211 And all things shall be peace. 820 01:03:46,518 --> 01:03:48,562 My lord?! 821 01:03:48,563 --> 01:03:49,826 My lord! 822 01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:06,059 The law. The law upon his head. 823 01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:12,152 This blood. 824 01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:31,518 On the ground sleep sound. 825 01:04:31,519 --> 01:04:36,089 I'’ll apply to your eye gentle lover remedy. 826 01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:17,130 Sweet friends. 827 01:06:07,746 --> 01:06:09,704 Demetrius? 828 01:06:22,152 --> 01:06:24,110 Ahh... 829 01:06:36,949 --> 01:06:40,821 When thou wakest, thou takest true delight 830 01:06:40,822 --> 01:06:43,521 in the sight of thy former lady'’s eye. 831 01:06:48,830 --> 01:06:51,136 And the country proverb known, that every man 832 01:06:51,137 --> 01:06:55,793 should take his own, in your waking shall be shown. 833 01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:59,927 Jack shall have Jill. Naught shall go ill. 834 01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:01,842 Man shall have his mare again, 835 01:07:01,843 --> 01:07:05,717 and all... shall... be... well. 836 01:07:54,244 --> 01:07:56,420 O, sweet, bully Bottom. 837 01:07:58,552 --> 01:08:02,860 Come, lie thee down upon this billowy bed, 838 01:08:02,861 --> 01:08:05,515 while I thy amiable head do coy, 839 01:08:05,516 --> 01:08:09,301 and kiss thy fair large cheeks, my gentle joy. 840 01:08:09,302 --> 01:08:12,957 I pray you, let none of your people stir me, 841 01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:16,917 for I have an exposition of sleep come upon me. 842 01:08:16,918 --> 01:08:19,224 Sleep thou. 843 01:08:19,225 --> 01:08:21,270 And I will wind thee in my arms. 844 01:08:21,271 --> 01:08:24,186 So doth the woodbine 845 01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:27,363 the sweet honeysuckle gently entwist, 846 01:08:27,364 --> 01:08:31,802 the female ivy so enrings the barky fingers of the elm. 847 01:08:31,803 --> 01:08:35,720 O, how I love thee, how I dote on thee! 848 01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:56,654 Her dotage now I do begin to pity. 849 01:08:58,917 --> 01:09:02,702 Gentle Puck, take this transformed scalp 850 01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:05,531 from off the head of this Athenian swain 851 01:09:05,532 --> 01:09:07,881 that he, awaking when the others do, 852 01:09:07,882 --> 01:09:10,319 may back to Athens again repair, 853 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:13,453 and think no more of this night'’s accidents... 854 01:09:18,850 --> 01:09:22,069 but as the fierce vexation of a dream. 855 01:09:22,070 --> 01:09:25,464 But first... 856 01:09:25,465 --> 01:09:27,467 I will release the fairy queen. 857 01:09:37,347 --> 01:09:39,479 Be as thou wast wont to be. 858 01:09:45,442 --> 01:09:47,922 See as thou wast wont to see. 859 01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:04,416 Dian'’s bud o'’er cupid'’s flower 860 01:10:04,417 --> 01:10:06,724 hath such force and blessed power. 861 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:48,765 Now, my Titania... 862 01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:50,681 wake you, my sweet queen. 863 01:10:59,777 --> 01:11:02,779 O, my Oberon. 864 01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:04,869 What visions have I seen. 865 01:11:06,436 --> 01:11:11,135 Methought I was enamored of an ass. 866 01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:12,832 Silence awhile. 867 01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:15,574 And in silence sad, 868 01:11:15,575 --> 01:11:18,838 trip we after night'’s shade. 869 01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:21,450 We the globe can compass soon, 870 01:11:21,451 --> 01:11:23,670 swifter than the wandering moon. 871 01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:43,560 When thou wakest, with thine own fool'’s eyes, peep! 872 01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:52,003 Morning love. 873 01:12:01,621 --> 01:12:05,016 Lord, what fools these mortals be. 874 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:11,631 Ah! How now, spirit? 875 01:12:30,476 --> 01:12:32,130 Call the forester. 876 01:12:34,132 --> 01:12:37,352 Yeah, I was with Hercules and Cadmus once, 877 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:40,485 when in a wood of Crete, they bayed the bear 878 01:12:40,486 --> 01:12:43,706 with hounds of Sparta. 879 01:12:43,707 --> 01:12:46,752 Uh, my hounds are bred of the Spartan kind. 880 01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:48,493 So flewed, so sanded, 881 01:12:48,494 --> 01:12:50,843 and their heads are hung with ears that... 882 01:12:50,844 --> 01:12:52,845 But soft. 883 01:12:52,846 --> 01:12:54,674 What nymphs are these? 884 01:13:01,768 --> 01:13:03,769 Good morrow, friends! 885 01:13:03,770 --> 01:13:07,120 Saint Valentine'’s is past! 886 01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:10,254 Begin these wood birds but to couple now? 887 01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:11,691 Pardon, my lord. 888 01:13:16,043 --> 01:13:17,784 I pray you all, stand up. 889 01:13:23,964 --> 01:13:27,314 I know you two are rival enemies. 890 01:13:27,315 --> 01:13:30,317 How comes this gentle concord of the world? 891 01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:35,453 My lord, I shall reply amazedly, half sleep, half waking, 892 01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:39,414 but as yet, I cannot truly say how I came here. 893 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,981 The law, the law upon his head, my lord. 894 01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:47,117 Fair lovers, you are fortunately met. 895 01:13:47,118 --> 01:13:50,513 Of this discourse, we more will hear anon. 896 01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:16,799 Tis strange, my lord, that these lovers speak of. 897 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,365 More strange than true. 898 01:14:18,366 --> 01:14:21,499 I never may believe these antique fables 899 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:23,196 nor these fairy toys. 900 01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:26,373 Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, 901 01:14:26,374 --> 01:14:29,246 such shaping fantasies, 902 01:14:29,247 --> 01:14:32,772 that apprehend more than cool reason ever comprehends. 903 01:14:46,264 --> 01:14:49,571 Are you sure that we are awake? 904 01:14:49,572 --> 01:14:51,964 It seems to me that yet we sleep, 905 01:14:51,965 --> 01:14:53,966 we dream. 906 01:14:53,967 --> 01:14:57,448 The lunatic, the lover, and the poet 907 01:14:57,449 --> 01:15:01,104 are of imagination all compact. 908 01:15:01,105 --> 01:15:03,541 One sees more devils than vast hell can hold. 909 01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:05,412 That is the madman. 910 01:15:05,413 --> 01:15:08,154 The lover, all is frantic, 911 01:15:08,155 --> 01:15:11,070 see'’s Helen'’s beauty in a brow of Egypt. 912 01:15:11,071 --> 01:15:13,551 The poet'’s eye, in fine frenzy rolling, 913 01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:15,335 doth glance from heaven to earth, 914 01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:18,513 from earth to heaven, and as imagination bodies forth 915 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,645 the forms of things unknown. 916 01:15:20,646 --> 01:15:25,476 Fair Helena, I wot not by what power, 917 01:15:25,477 --> 01:15:28,218 but... by some power, 918 01:15:28,219 --> 01:15:31,961 it is my love to Hermia... 919 01:15:31,962 --> 01:15:35,139 melted as the snow. 920 01:15:37,881 --> 01:15:40,273 To you, fair Helena, was I betrothed 921 01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:42,841 ere I saw Hermia. 922 01:15:42,842 --> 01:15:47,411 And... all the faith, 923 01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:50,414 the virtue of my heart, 924 01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:54,940 the object and the pleasure of mine eye... 925 01:15:54,941 --> 01:15:58,510 is only Helena. 926 01:16:03,341 --> 01:16:06,299 And I have found Demetrius, 927 01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:09,694 like a jewel... 928 01:16:09,695 --> 01:16:11,958 mine own and not mine own. 929 01:16:14,308 --> 01:16:17,442 Enough! Enough, my lord! You have enough! 930 01:16:19,139 --> 01:16:22,186 They would have stolen away, they would to be... 931 01:17:33,692 --> 01:17:35,694 Om... 932 01:17:40,699 --> 01:17:45,050 Fairy King, attend and mark, 933 01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:50,404 I do hear the morning lark! Whoo! 934 01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:01,676 Come my queen, take hands with me. 935 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:04,809 Now thou and I are new in amity, 936 01:18:04,810 --> 01:18:07,290 and will tonight midnight solemnly 937 01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:10,772 sing in Duke Theseus'’ house triumphantly. 938 01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:14,079 There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be wedded, 939 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:17,823 with Theseus all in jollity. 940 01:18:21,305 --> 01:18:22,871 Sound music! 941 01:18:22,872 --> 01:18:24,481 Music, ho! 942 01:18:24,482 --> 01:18:29,007 Egeus? I'’m going to overbear your will. 943 01:18:29,008 --> 01:18:32,358 For in the temple, by and by, with us, 944 01:18:32,359 --> 01:18:35,448 these couples shall be eternally knit. 945 01:18:35,449 --> 01:18:37,799 Away with us, to Athens! 946 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:42,064 Three and three, we'’ll hold a feast in great solemnity! 947 01:18:42,065 --> 01:18:44,632 Let'’s go. 948 01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:16,621 Come on, hey. 949 01:19:18,623 --> 01:19:20,755 Come on. Come on! 950 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:21,931 Hey! 951 01:20:57,678 --> 01:21:00,898 Well? 952 01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:04,120 Oh, hello again! 953 01:21:06,426 --> 01:21:08,688 Thank you. "Duke Theseus." 954 01:21:08,689 --> 01:21:12,041 Duke Theseus? 955 01:21:32,757 --> 01:21:34,584 Have you sent to Bottom'’s house? 956 01:21:34,585 --> 01:21:37,065 - Is he come home yet? - He cannot be heard of. 957 01:21:37,066 --> 01:21:39,546 Out of doubt, he is transported. 958 01:21:46,336 --> 01:21:49,294 If he come not, then the show is marred. 959 01:21:49,295 --> 01:21:51,035 It go not forward, doth it? 960 01:21:51,036 --> 01:21:54,125 It is not possible. 961 01:21:54,126 --> 01:21:56,084 You have not a man in all Athens 962 01:21:56,085 --> 01:21:58,390 able to discharge Pyramus but he. 963 01:21:58,391 --> 01:22:02,264 No, he hath simply the best wit of any man in Athens. 964 01:22:02,265 --> 01:22:05,355 Yea, and the best person, too. 965 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:11,013 Where are these lads?! 966 01:22:12,362 --> 01:22:14,232 Bottom? 967 01:22:14,233 --> 01:22:16,148 Where are these hearts?! 968 01:22:21,197 --> 01:22:23,285 Bottom! 969 01:22:23,286 --> 01:22:26,679 - Bottom! - Bottom! 970 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:30,728 O! O, happy day! 971 01:22:32,730 --> 01:22:34,513 Masters, masters! 972 01:22:34,514 --> 01:22:37,255 I am to discourse wonders, 973 01:22:37,256 --> 01:22:41,217 but ask me not what, for if I tell you... 974 01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:47,788 Oh, I will tell you everything, right as it fell out! 975 01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:53,794 You look, um, beautiful. 976 01:24:26,409 --> 01:24:29,628 Joy, gentle friends! 977 01:24:29,629 --> 01:24:35,634 Joy and fresh days of love accompany your hearts. 978 01:24:35,635 --> 01:24:38,768 The eye of man hath not heard, 979 01:24:38,769 --> 01:24:41,162 the ear of man hath not seen, 980 01:24:41,163 --> 01:24:43,425 man'’s hand is not able to taste, 981 01:24:43,426 --> 01:24:46,515 his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report 982 01:24:46,516 --> 01:24:48,473 what my dream was! 983 01:24:48,474 --> 01:24:51,128 I'’ll be hanged. 984 01:24:51,129 --> 01:24:52,522 Fuck it. 985 01:24:54,132 --> 01:24:58,309 Masters, the duke is coming from the temple, 986 01:24:58,310 --> 01:25:01,486 and there is two... or three lords 987 01:25:01,487 --> 01:25:03,271 and ladies more getting married. 988 01:25:03,272 --> 01:25:04,795 Aw. 989 01:25:06,710 --> 01:25:11,453 Masters, get your apparel together. 990 01:25:11,454 --> 01:25:13,759 Get good strings to your beards. New ribbons to your pumps. 991 01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:16,110 Every man look o'’er his part, 992 01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:19,722 for the long and the short of it is... 993 01:25:19,723 --> 01:25:21,942 our show is preferred. 994 01:25:27,557 --> 01:25:30,124 Our show is preferred? 995 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,821 Our show is preferred? 996 01:25:31,822 --> 01:25:34,302 - Our show is preferred? - Our show is preferred. 997 01:25:34,303 --> 01:25:36,739 - Our show is preferred. - Our show is preferred. 998 01:25:36,740 --> 01:25:39,785 Our show is preferred! 999 01:25:39,786 --> 01:25:42,136 In any case, let Thisby wear clean linen, 1000 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:44,790 and let not him that plays the lion pare his nails, 1001 01:25:44,791 --> 01:25:48,838 - for they shall... - They shall hang out for lion'’s claws! 1002 01:25:48,839 --> 01:25:52,537 And I do not doubt 1003 01:25:52,538 --> 01:25:55,237 but to hear them say it shall be a sweet comedy. 1004 01:26:02,069 --> 01:26:03,679 No more words. 1005 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:06,726 Go. Away. Away! 1006 01:27:07,439 --> 01:27:10,049 The Most Lamentable Comedy and Most Cruel Death 1007 01:27:10,050 --> 01:27:12,443 of Pyramus and Thisby. 1008 01:27:12,444 --> 01:27:16,665 A very good piece of work, I assure you. 1009 01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:18,449 To the Duke'’s! 1010 01:27:18,450 --> 01:27:20,104 To the Duke'’s! 1011 01:27:24,674 --> 01:27:26,806 Out. 1012 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,983 Out! 1013 01:27:30,984 --> 01:27:33,683 Damn, Spot. 1014 01:27:38,035 --> 01:27:41,256 Now what abridgement will we for this evening? 1015 01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:52,875 Uh, the actors are at hand. 1016 01:27:52,876 --> 01:27:54,659 Ta-da! 1017 01:27:54,660 --> 01:27:56,792 How will we beguile the lazy time 1018 01:27:56,793 --> 01:27:57,880 if not with some delight? 1019 01:27:57,881 --> 01:27:59,274 My lord. 1020 01:28:01,363 --> 01:28:05,496 A Tedious Brief Scene of Young Pyramus and His Love Thisby. 1021 01:28:05,497 --> 01:28:09,500 Very Tragical Mirth. 1022 01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:11,850 Bring '’em in. They'’re here. 1023 01:28:11,851 --> 01:28:13,244 And take your places. 1024 01:28:15,202 --> 01:28:16,812 So, please, your grace? 1025 01:28:16,813 --> 01:28:18,118 Approach! 1026 01:28:21,731 --> 01:28:23,036 Yeah, come. 1027 01:28:38,443 --> 01:28:42,533 Uh, if we offend... 1028 01:28:42,534 --> 01:28:45,754 it is with our good will... 1029 01:28:45,755 --> 01:28:49,584 that y-you should think we come not to offend 1030 01:28:49,585 --> 01:28:51,542 but with... 1031 01:28:51,543 --> 01:28:53,415 good will. 1032 01:28:55,286 --> 01:29:00,290 - To show our simple skill... - Okay. 1033 01:29:00,291 --> 01:29:02,727 That is the true beginning of our end. 1034 01:29:02,728 --> 01:29:04,773 So. Um... 1035 01:29:04,774 --> 01:29:08,255 Thank you. 1036 01:29:44,901 --> 01:29:47,729 O, grim-looked night. 1037 01:29:47,730 --> 01:29:51,559 O, night with hue so black. 1038 01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:54,779 O, night. Alack, alack, alack! 1039 01:29:54,780 --> 01:29:59,698 O, wall, show me thy chink! 1040 01:30:06,444 --> 01:30:10,665 This is the silliest stuff I ever have heard. 1041 01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:14,233 The best in this kind are but shadows, 1042 01:30:14,234 --> 01:30:17,149 and the worst are no worse if imagination amend them. 1043 01:30:17,150 --> 01:30:22,808 Wall! Cursed be thy stones for thus deceiving me! 1044 01:30:26,986 --> 01:30:29,466 O, wall... 1045 01:30:29,467 --> 01:30:32,034 full often hast thou heard my moans, 1046 01:30:32,035 --> 01:30:35,341 for parting my fair Pyramus and me. 1047 01:30:35,342 --> 01:30:37,518 I see a voice! Thisby? 1048 01:30:37,519 --> 01:30:41,304 My love! Thou art my love, I think! 1049 01:30:41,305 --> 01:30:44,786 Think what thou wilt. I am thy lover'’s grace. 1050 01:30:44,787 --> 01:30:47,876 - Wilt thou at Ninny'’s tomb... - Ninus! 1051 01:30:47,877 --> 01:30:52,577 '’Tide life, '’tide death, I come without delay! 1052 01:30:57,495 --> 01:31:01,891 This is old Ninny'’s tomb. Where'’s my love? 1053 01:31:08,506 --> 01:31:11,769 Well run, Thisby! 1054 01:31:11,770 --> 01:31:14,120 Well roared, Lion! 1055 01:31:19,517 --> 01:31:22,171 O, sweet moon, 1056 01:31:22,172 --> 01:31:24,826 I thank thee for thy sunny beams. 1057 01:31:24,827 --> 01:31:28,569 I thank thee now for shining so bright. 1058 01:31:28,570 --> 01:31:33,835 But stay! O, spite! 1059 01:31:33,836 --> 01:31:37,360 But mark... poor knight. 1060 01:31:37,361 --> 01:31:40,755 Eyes, do you see?! 1061 01:31:40,756 --> 01:31:43,453 How can it be?! 1062 01:31:43,454 --> 01:31:46,283 O, dainty duck! 1063 01:31:49,634 --> 01:31:53,332 Thy mantle good! 1064 01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:57,902 What, stained with... with blood! 1065 01:31:57,903 --> 01:32:01,515 Approach, ye furies fell! 1066 01:32:01,516 --> 01:32:04,605 O fates, come, come! 1067 01:32:04,606 --> 01:32:07,042 Cut thread and thrum! 1068 01:32:07,043 --> 01:32:10,393 Quail, crush, conclude, and quell! 1069 01:32:10,394 --> 01:32:14,179 Oh! Out, oh, come, tears! 1070 01:32:14,180 --> 01:32:15,878 Come tears! 1071 01:32:19,359 --> 01:32:23,580 Confound! Confound! 1072 01:32:23,581 --> 01:32:26,540 Out, sword. 1073 01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:29,500 And wound the pap of Pyramus. 1074 01:32:35,375 --> 01:32:39,728 Ay, the left pap, where heart doth hop! 1075 01:32:43,035 --> 01:32:45,733 Agh! 1076 01:32:45,734 --> 01:32:48,257 Thus I die! 1077 01:32:48,258 --> 01:32:50,651 With the help of a surgeon, he may yet recover, 1078 01:32:50,652 --> 01:32:53,218 and prove an ass. 1079 01:32:53,219 --> 01:32:57,832 Thus! Thus! 1080 01:32:57,833 --> 01:32:59,399 Th... 1081 01:33:06,189 --> 01:33:07,885 Asleep, my love? 1082 01:33:07,886 --> 01:33:11,542 Here comes Thisby, and her passion ends the show. 1083 01:33:14,066 --> 01:33:17,069 What... dead, my dove? 1084 01:33:18,636 --> 01:33:21,072 O, Pyramus, arise! 1085 01:33:21,073 --> 01:33:23,685 Speak, speak! 1086 01:33:25,687 --> 01:33:27,123 Quite dumb. 1087 01:33:28,515 --> 01:33:31,343 Dead... dead! 1088 01:33:31,344 --> 01:33:35,870 A tomb will cover thy sweet eyes. 1089 01:33:35,871 --> 01:33:40,788 These lips, this cherry nose... 1090 01:33:40,789 --> 01:33:46,315 these yellow cowslip cheeks, are gone. 1091 01:33:46,316 --> 01:33:48,230 Are gone. 1092 01:33:48,231 --> 01:33:50,754 Lovers, make moans. 1093 01:33:50,755 --> 01:33:54,019 His eyes were green as leeks. 1094 01:33:55,586 --> 01:33:57,457 Tongue, not a word. 1095 01:33:59,503 --> 01:34:01,548 Come, trusty sword. 1096 01:34:05,683 --> 01:34:07,249 Get her name. 1097 01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:10,079 Come, blade, my breast imbrue. 1098 01:34:15,432 --> 01:34:18,173 And farewell friends. 1099 01:34:18,174 --> 01:34:20,655 Thus Thisby ends. 1100 01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:23,918 Adieu... 1101 01:34:23,919 --> 01:34:25,181 Adieu... 1102 01:34:26,704 --> 01:34:27,879 Adieu. 1103 01:35:04,046 --> 01:35:06,918 Bravo! 1104 01:35:09,660 --> 01:35:11,923 A fine tragedy! 1105 01:35:16,841 --> 01:35:18,277 And mirthful! 1106 01:35:20,889 --> 01:35:22,194 Full of mirth! 1107 01:35:31,595 --> 01:35:33,466 Well played, young man! 1108 01:35:37,470 --> 01:35:40,081 Will it please you to see an epilogue? 1109 01:35:40,082 --> 01:35:41,386 No! 1110 01:35:41,387 --> 01:35:43,998 No epilogue, I pray you, for your... 1111 01:35:43,999 --> 01:35:47,088 - Your show needs no excuse. - Mm! 1112 01:35:47,089 --> 01:35:50,178 - But come! Come! - Excuse. 1113 01:35:50,179 --> 01:35:54,573 A fortnight hold we this solemnity, 1114 01:35:54,574 --> 01:35:57,273 in nightly revels and in new jollity! 1115 01:39:40,278 --> 01:39:43,585 If we shadows have offended, 1116 01:39:43,586 --> 01:39:46,762 think but this, and all is mended. 1117 01:39:46,763 --> 01:39:49,374 That you have but slumbered here... 1118 01:39:51,333 --> 01:39:54,335 while these visions did appear. 1119 01:39:54,336 --> 01:39:57,338 And this weak and idle theme, 1120 01:39:57,339 --> 01:39:59,689 no more yielding but a dream. 1121 01:40:01,865 --> 01:40:06,129 Gentles... do not reprehend. 1122 01:40:06,130 --> 01:40:08,306 If you pardon, we will mend. 1123 01:40:11,005 --> 01:40:15,617 And as I am an honest Puck, 1124 01:40:15,618 --> 01:40:19,316 if we have unearned luck now to '’scape the serpent'’s tongue, 1125 01:40:19,317 --> 01:40:22,580 we will make amends ere long. 1126 01:40:22,581 --> 01:40:25,279 Else the Puck a liar call. 1127 01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:27,499 So good night unto you all. 1128 01:40:29,501 --> 01:40:33,983 Give me your hands, if we be friends. 1129 01:40:33,984 --> 01:40:36,421 And Robin shall restore amends.